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DIGITAL
GOLD
$GOLD
The future of crypto is in real-world assets.
Robinhood
Chain
Official Contract Address — Robinhood Chain
0x6bfa39aed9c9a1b6a63dc0e4d8677bee263af553 Always verify the address before you buy. This is the only official contract.
SEE IT IN ACTION
Grab the family. Adjust the antenna. Don't touch that dial.
THE SPECS
- Ticker
- $GOLD
- Supply
- 1,000,000,000
- Buy Tax
- 1%
- Sell Tax
- 1%
- Chain
- Robinhood Chain
- Contract
- Renounced
$99.99
NOW ONLY:
WHATEVER THE MARKET SAYS
Operators are standing by. Supply will not be replenished. Batteries not included.
WHY DIGITAL GOLD?
Three reasons. There are more, but the tape ran out.
REAL WORLD ASSETS!
Tired of coins backed by nothing? So were we. Digital Gold is backed by the concept of gold. That is basically the same thing, and you cannot prove otherwise.
BOOMER APPROVED!
Finally, a crypto your dad can buy. On Robinhood. Right between checking his 401k and yelling at the news. No hardware wallet, no seed phrase panic.
GENERATIONAL WEALTH!
Or at the very least, a generationally memorable story to tell at Thanksgiving. Not financial advice. Obviously. Please stop calling our operators about this.
HOW TO BUY
Get a wallet
Download Robinhood or any wallet on Robinhood Chain. Ask a grandchild if the buttons look confusing.
Fund it
Add a little of the folding money. Not the rent money. We mean it.
Swap for $GOLD
Use the official contract address above. Paste it. Double-check it. Buy the pixel bar.
Tell your father-in-law
He has been waiting his whole life for a real-world asset he can understand. This is your moment.
THE ROADMAP
Ambitious. Achievable. Mostly already achieved.
We have done this one. You are looking at it. Incredible start, honestly.
A crypto your dad can reach without calling tech support. Historic.
We add real world assets. We have not decided which ones yet. Gold is on the shortlist. So is a boat.
Or a really good anecdote. Either way, the tape gets passed down.